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1) Library
My guess is that he also crushed his fingers while closing the book furiously
2) I wanna be rich enough
Yeah… Me too..
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3) Nice car
-Also like 14,000 chickens
– what
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4) Bee
DON’T FREAK OUT BUT THERE’S A BEE ON YOU
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5) Bed time
No one is scarier than Mom.
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6) Future Plans
-I mean, more long term
-Tomorrow’s lunch?
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7) Not ripe
Accurate as heck.
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8) Look, I love you but..
That translater to: There’s none for you here. Go away!
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9) Does anyone actually listen to Sam!?
Good luck the next day in classes lol
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10) Matching Tattoos
You’re pure evil…
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11) Have you tried turning it off and back on?
IT for humans.
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12) As soon as they cleaned up their Legos
Next week? More like next month, you liar!
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13) Man dressed as Batman
I asked that to myself, too. A very valid question if you ask me.
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14) Tell me when
UGH, this is so us…
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15) Fantasy
Oh wait, that’s illegal!