25 Ways Women Tell Us How Your Body Changes During Pregnancy

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Au natural

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Not that you’ll care once that baby bump turns into a baby backpack, but unless you are a Russian contortionist, forget about being smooth as silk.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Snoring

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Everything in your body is swelling, and a cute side effect is that you mucous membranes are also swelling. Tell your partner it’s practice for the sleepless nights they’ll have once the little guy get’s born.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Varicose Veins

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So you like showing off your legs, NOT – says your pregnant body, the excess liquid, the higher blood pressure and the sedentary life will pump up those blue lines into highways.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Your skin changes

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Between linea nigra and chloasma, you may be avoiding mirrors for a while.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Drooling

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Don’t forget to swallow get’s a whole new meaning when you’re pregnant, your body is over saturated with liquid and it’s leaking out from wherever it can.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Awkward Sex

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One of the best things about pregnancy is your sex drive, but in a cruel twist of fate, because of the baby bump, both you and your partner may hesitate to go all out.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Hair Growth

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This is the back end of that pregnancy glow, your hair looks amazing…at first…but then it doesn’t stop…wherever you had hair, now gets darker and coarser and wherever you’d didn’t get it before…we’ll just keep your tweezers handy.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Excess skin

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Skin tags are excess skin growth in wet and sweaty parts of your body. They aren’t cancerous or anything and can be easily removed, they are just another sign that our body hates us during pregnancy.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Excess gas

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You knew this was going to be on the list. Slower digestion means bloating and a lot of gas production. Just another thing to add on top of everything else.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Heartburn

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Forget all you thought you knew about your digestive track, it turns into a whole different system while you’re pregnant. According to most women, all your favorite foods will be a pain and you will have urges for some weird new “foods”.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Head aches

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Have you ever wished you were permanently hung over, sore and nauseous? Give pregnancy a shot.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Leaking 

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Free upgrades to the babies sound marvelous – I hear you say, well sister you have no idea what this hormonal breast augmentation is really like.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Nasal Congestion

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Be prepared to feel like you have a cold the whole pregnancy, running nose included of course, since you’re leaking from everywhere else, why not your nose as well.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Incontinence

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Pregnant women say that on top of everything else, your ridiculously small bladder get’s pushed by the baby by the third trimester and it becomes a embarrassing loaded gun that can be triggered by the smallest chuckle, enjoy being a 80 year old man for the next couple of months.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Bad Breath

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This one is an easy fix compared to the others, just remember to pay extra close attention to your oral hygiene during this time, because with everything else going on, the last thing you want is to smell as bad as you feel.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Stretch marks

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You are growing faster than you during puberty…things stretch…and some stay that way.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Body Odor

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All that liquid translates into a lot of sweat, and nobody is going to notice more than you because you have pregnancy smell – another ironic twist of fate that enables you to have super human smell at the same time asyour body develops super villain BO.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Swole feet

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You will never complain about heels again until your feet swell into painful potato sacks.

Your body changes massively during pregnancy… Hormones do things you didn’t even know are possible, some good and others that just make you want to run and lock yourself in the bathroom until the end of time. Here are some of the ways women have explained how pregnancy has changed their bodies.

Back pain

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I’ve already told you that everything that can get inflamed get’s inflamed, but thankfully you’ll notice none of that because you’re carrying a human being in front of you and that imbalance will put some serious strain on your back.