Let’s be honest, we’ve all met some desperate guys at one point in our lives. They think they are slick with their pickup lines and can pickup any girl they dedicate themselves to. Yeah, that sounds bad, but wait till you see what we have for you in today’s slideshow. This is just next-level desperation.
Yeah we talked once, I swear! You have to believe me!
We’d be like peas and carrots. I won’t lie, that’s just poetic.
Seriously, BYE! No, I’m being serious, bye! I will never speak to you again!
Let’s get coffee
You’re overdoing it, Tom.
Nice underarms- that’s a compliment you don’t see every day.
What are you wearing
I don’t think you can redeem yourself after that statement.
What did you mean
What did you mean? Please, explain.
Is your dad a priest?
Is your dad a priest? Well, is he?
Looking for banana fats, message me!
Ask my dad
Sorry bud- maybe another time.
Nudes soulmates. Yeah, no thanks.
He really would like TOO see you.
Not blind, just don’t want to talk to you!
What you wearing
Yeah, we know you are thirsty bud.
You in bed
Seriously, how do these people go on and on without getting any reply?
How you been doing?
Were you at now
were are you were are you were are you were you at now
Hey, at least he wished her a merry Christmas.
Long time no hear
You’re being rude! Please respond!!!
Well, at least he offered.
That “no” was just brutal.
Feet in socks
Don’t ask her about her feet, she will get flashbacks.
She’s got him dead in his tracks.
Tears of blood
He’s crying tears of blood… that’s something you don’t see every day.
Married to my friend
This is just unbelievable.