Having a crazy James Bond lifestyle is not necessary to be a bundle of epic stories. All it really takes is some imagination and storytelling talent. That’s something that these peeps have in abundance. Unfortunately they’re also prone to going over the top, thus alarming the Cringe Police in the process. Using our joint efforts throughout this slideshow, I’m sure that no falsehoods will go unnoticed.
Who in God’s name sings that?
Moment Of Enlightenment
Then his pineal gland started clapping.
Women make the best trolls.
It sounds like it’s a dream come true scenario for this block.
Dominos vs. Pizza Hut
Surrounded by pizzas and listening to Smashmouth. Seems like heaven.
Either that kid is a Butters or this is fake.
Ain’t No Hollaback Girl
“Why am I single? Men are jerks!”
His whole life is one giant quote.
It’s always the pre-calc teacher for some reason.
Roco DiMeo’s Jacket
“What are you talkin about? It’s the jaackeet.”
It’s hard not to fall for this trick.
Man 2 Man Conversation
You see – slow, steady AND nice wins the race.
She snapped the mainsplaining in the bud.
10 vs. 1
Yeah, that whole story smells like a crock of dung.
That kid is going places.
Stainless Steel Blood
“Yes, he’s really.. special.”
That’s why you should only use VR indoors.
Genderqueer To The Rescue
The response is even cringier IMO.
Nothing beats taking a dung in the cat’s litterbox.
He sleeps with his lights on ever since.
Let The Crying Ensue
Then the analog sticks swirled.
Ruminations of an office clerk take a turn for the worst.