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Food That Will Make You Lose Your Lunch – Part 1

The best thing you can do for yourself is to learn how to cook.  A good cook can turn the basic ingredients into a tasty dish.  Those aren’t very interesting though.  Here is a collection of dishes that should never have have seen the light of day.

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This is a cheese pizza.  Who does this?  Honestly?  It’s a waste of bread, tomatoes, and cheese.  This isn’t the worst pizza in this collection.  That’s still to come.

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This is a salad.  let’s not gloss over the fact that’s served in a cup but it’s spinach… with an egg on top.  That’s it.

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A burger, on a slice of cheese, with a single slice of onion.  For starters, a hamburger without a bun is pointless.  On top of a piece of cheese is infuriating.  It’ll just melt and stick to the cheap paper plate.

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Your guess is just as good as mine on what this is.

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This double belongs in the pile of “Food crossovers no one asked for or needs” pile.

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Hotdogs on a burger bun covered in BBQ Sauce and A1.

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Nothing is as delicious as a nicely cooked ramen with an egg.  This isn’t one of those however.  This is a terrible Ramen from the packet with a poorly cooked fried egg thrown on top.

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Apparently a salad is Lettuce, ham, and tomato and nothing else.  The reason you like this “salad” is because it’s 2 pieces of bread away from being a sandwich.

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“Poor Mans Lasagna”.  Crinkle cut fries, ragu, and cheese baked in the oven.  It sounds tasty but looks atrocious.

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This was made by a girlfriend for her boyfriend.  At least there was an attempt?  I’m sure the thought was much nicer than the way it looks.  Almost has to be.

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A raspberry (yes, raspberry) puree with boiled egg.

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A Mountain Dew and Doritos cake.  All the neckbeards out there just tried to eat their screens.

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Who in gods name would put peanut butter on pizza?

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I think they were trying for nachos but got “nachos”.

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The twitter user who posted this called it their “Special White Cake”.

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These are vegan hot dogs.  If you’re going to go ghetto, at least splurge for meat.

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Carbonara and Chicken.  This was done by a professional though who posts a lot of pictures like this.  This is one of the worst however.

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This is a “Chicago Deep Dish Pizza” better known as Tomato Soup Pizza.  This is no different.  It just looks like tomato paste scooped onto bread.

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Steak and Cheese with Sweet Baby Rays sauce.  More like Sweet-Baby-Jesus-why-did-you-make-this-and-I-hope-you-didn’t-eat-it sauce.  However, the worst is saved for last.  Nothing beats…

 

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What is supposed to be a marinated steak turned into marinated charcoal.  Use these to fire up the grill to cook a steak proper next time.

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Pretty sure that’s supposed to be brussle sprouts in some sort of… oil?  With peppercorn?

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A lasagna (no, i swear, they said it was lasagna), and a side “salad”.

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Processed turkey roll (glued together with meat glue. It’s a real thing, look it up), carrots and what I’m assuming are some sort of potato something.

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A Veggie “burger” on sliced bread.  I could be starving for 4 days and someone offer me this, I’d hold out until day 5 just in case something tastier came along.  Like roaches.  Nothing, not even this, can top the number 1 terrible dinner in this collection.  It is…

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Fried chicken feet.  No matter how much you fry it, it’s STILL chicken feet.  Bon appetite!

 

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